Lessons from Argentina

1) The morning does not start until you have had at least your 3rd or 4th glass of "mate". Mate is a very strong and somewhat bitter type of tea, they can´t seem to get enough of it.

2) If you try to ask for your steak "medium rare" it comes out slightly seared on both sides and moos when you stab it with your fork.

3a) My hiking shoes are made of a type of rubber that provides almost zero traction on wet surfaces (sidewalk tiles, manhole covers, stone curbs, etc).

3b) (derived from 3a) I have an incredible talent for flailing my arms and legs after slipping and yet somehow keep from falling. All with much amusement to the locals.

4) 2am is opening time for clubs in Buenos Aires and the sun is your cue that it is time to think about heading home.

5) Postage is very expensive and everything else is very cheap. Example: Mailing 4 postcards = about 200 oranges = 1 steak dinner with wine = about $5.50 USD.